for all of you that want to know, no- heather and i are not going out anymore.

stuff isnt going all that well lately.

first, joshie passed away.

then Mrs. Famous.

Then black josh...

then my mother had a stroke.

i swear... josh cole is the next to go.

that would be pretty fucking scary if it's true...

so, yeah... that's all that's new.

out.

JOSHIE SHOT HIMSELF LAST NIGHT AND I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO.

the hot chocolate was followed by a sobe tsunanami.

then the bus ride home...

sena- my new little sister climbed back and forth through the seats. the bus driver showed us his weird talent for mimmicking animal noises... he did a turkey PERFECT

we ate a bunch of candy, and then stopped a rutters, where i got more candy, green tea (a whole gallon, which a drank on the bus) and breadsticks from the pizza hut express

i talked about totally random shit with scott, and blake, and then said my farewells to sena and risaury, and the rest of the mt zion gangs

i now officially love going to church. it's not a religion thing... it's just... theyre like one huge family there.

i love it. i wish yesterday didnt end.

today wasnt the greatest day. 

i sorta kinda got in trouble, only not really... it takes alot to understand it, and you wouldve had to have been there to get it.  to make a lond story short (no names)... a good friend of mine (person 1) had been dumped by her girlfriend (person 2)... person 2 told the office that person 1 had a rasor that person 2 had used to cut herself (follow me?).  person 1 and i were tracked down, where we were skipping 6th period (i was just trying to console her)... they searched person 1 and then took us both to the office and made us write down our stories.  i really didnt know anything, so i wrote just that. 

good side:  i didnt get in truoble.  i was just told that if i ever need to talk to someone, go talk to the guidance counselor. 

bad side:  person 1 got suspended for having a hair thinning/ layering razor that she had been using on her manequin in cosmetology.  the god damned thing had a safety guard on it making it IMPOSSIBLE for anyone to cut themselves on this thing... 

to this moment, i dont know what's going on with person 2.  all i know is that she's a fucking lying backstabbing bitch. 

this whole fucking country is so corrupt.  i give up.  i just plain give up.

gusta's here. this is fun.

just to let all of you cool people know, i'm going to some cool thing on new year's eve's eve and it's going to be AWESOME. and that means colleen needs to call me and give me hack's number so i can find out where i'm going. much love to all of you.

bye bye

i'll be sure to masturbate next time i've got cramps, or i'm really tired.

my family is insane.

INSANE 90's survey.

do these apply to you?

The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air? Yes
UPN 57 - no
Fraggle Rock?: HELL YEAH 
Are you afraid of the dark?: no
The Secret World of Alex Mack?: yes
The Nightmare before Christmas?:i was... it's now too mainstream
Welcome, Freshman?: no
The Muppet Show?: yes
Muppet Babies?: yes
Disney Babies?: nope
Eureka's Castle?: yes
Salute your shorts?: YES

Hey, Dude?: yes
Double Dare?: yes
Rocko's Modern Life?: yes
All That?: yes
Ren and Stimpy?: yes
Clarissa Explains It All?: yes
The Torkelsons?: nope
Adventures of Pete and Pete?: WHOOT WHOOT YEAH!!!!
Goodburger?: yes
Ahh Real Monsters? Yes
Animaniacs?: yes
Baby-sitters Club, the books?: yes
Baby-Sitters Club, the movie?: nope
Baby-Sitters Club, the tv show?: no
Pinky and the Brain?: of course!  who wouldnt?
Kablam?: yes
Gullah Gullah Island?: yes
Dunkaroos?: yes, lol i had them every lunch
Snick?: yes
The Mystery Files of Shelby Woo?: no... crappy mystery shows didnt interest me all that much
Nickelodeon Magazines?:yes
Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego (the tv show?): yessss with a capitol YESSSSSSSS
The Goonies?: i used to love that.. but once again, too mainstream.
Adventures in Wonderland?: nope
Homeward Bound?: eh i saw it in the later years
Neverending Story?: yes
Pete's Dragon?: HELL YEAH

Hocus Pocus?: yep
Land Before Time?: nope
Fern Gully?: that movie scared me to death.
Dinosaurs (the TV show?): no
The Coneheads?: hah yeah
Secret of NIMH?: nope
Transformers?: no
My Little Pony?: HELL YEAH
Rainbow Brite?: yes
Lite Brite?: yes
Lady Lovely Locks: huh?

Candyland?: yes
Sky Dancers?: aww yah
Jellie Sandals?: yeaaah (i lost about three or four pairs of them at rock's state park)
Tamagotchies?: this was a ninty's thing??? i still play with them...

gigaPets?: them too
Saved by the Bell?: still watch it every morning in auto.... when i'm sposed to be cleaning my workspace....

American Girl?: nope
The Magic Attic?: nope
Pogs?: still play with those... i have this awesome slammer... anyone want a pogs match?
Choose your Own Adventures?: sitll reald those books... i wish they were still cool.

Step by Step?: yep
Full House?: yeah
TGIF on ABC?: HELL YEAH!  i never missed one episode of sabrina.
Boy Meets World?: yeah
Indiana?: yeah
Third Rock from the Sun?: OF COURSE
Ghostwriter?: yep
Growing Pains?: yes
Family Ties?: nope
Home Improvement?: yeah
Keenon and Kel?: yes
Hanson?: ... still love 'em.
Inspector Gadget?: yes
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?: YEAAAAAAAAAAAA

Hot Wheels?: of course... how do you think i came to be one of two girls in my auto class

Easy Bake Ovens?: i think i burnt one of the cakes that was in one of those...
Flower Making kits?: yes haha
Wild and Crazy Kids?: yes
Rainbow Fish?: yes
If you give a mouse a cookie?: yes
Mrs. Piggle Wiggle (the tv show) ?: nope
Allegra's Window?: yes
Pound Puppies?: yes
Alvin and the Chipmunks?: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

it's a fender accoustic electric... and it's really really really pretty...

i'm in love... with my guitar.

WHOOT

merry fucking christmas, everyone.

-cryssi

in case you're wondering, no. we havent broken up... yet.

he's only avoided me for the past WEEK.

i refuse to break up with him, cause that might involve talking to him... he better reach down, grab his balls, be a man and dump me.

wow... i never thought i'd be the one saying that i want to be dumped... this is extremely awkward.

i'm bored, and partially tired. i'm off to go eat some pringles.

nothing...

NOTHING...

is wrong.

nothing at all...

i'm fine... i swear.

and when i say good, i mean GREAT.

and when i say great... i dont know what i mean. maybe AWESOME.

"I’m thankful for my dog, and his big doggy dick. I finally had him neutered, so now we can have all of the unprotected sex we want, and I don’t have to worry about getting pregnant, again.

I’m thankful that heroin is cheaper, more potent, and more widely available than ever. And yet, I can still make an enormous profit when I sell the stuff. Silly third graders think they’re so smart.

I’m thankful I can still find hookers that like it rough. And by rough I mean my bed is covered in 80 grit sandpaper, and my hot tub is filled with rubbing alcohol. But I always tip at least 10%

I’m thankful for my 4 year old half-dog son Ralph.

I’m thankful that Bush declared our mission accomplished in Iraq, and that this silly war on terror is finally over.

I’m thankful for raindrops on roses, and whiskers on kittens.

I’m thankful God has granted me the strength, and given me the wisdom, and the pliers, to pull off those whiskers.

I’m not thankful yet, but I’m keeping my fingers crossed that Democratic boytoy John Edward may soon be available.

I’m just thankful there’s a new Bridget Jones movie. I mean, it’s been almost a week since Hugh Grant has been in a romantic comedy.

But most of all I’m thankful for idiots like you who lap up the vitriol that I spew like it was mother’s milk."- t-shirt hell's mid november newsletter.

i think t-shirt hell is one of the funniest sites i've ever been to.  the newsletter is actually extremely amusing.  they're shirts are even better.  and then... ther'es email hell- email addresses from tshirt hell... like "...@touchmyinfection.com" or "...@abortionstickle.com".  it's awesome.